Greetings, gas fans. Therman here, ready with more answers to your questions about all things gaseous. Be sure to send me your queries at Marketing@InfiniteEnergy.com.
To your questions:
To Gordon: Yes, many buses run on natural gas. It’s in a compressed, liquid form. Do you have any idea how hard I have to push to compress gas into a liquid? I gotta hit the gym more often.
To Daria: A little club soda will get that out.
To Lucretia: That “rotten egg” smell is due to an odorant added to natural gas, since gas has no smell of its own. It’s put there to warn you of a possible gas leak. Get out of the building fast and call the utility.
To William W.: Why yes, we did just buy the naming rights to Gwinnett Center in Duluth, Georgia. Now it’s called Infinite Energy Center. We’ll be hosting sports, concerts, plays, conventions, all kinds of things. We even have a nice pavilion for weddings and such. What do you think of a Therman wedding cake?
To J.K.: A little club soda will get that out.
To Shama: There’s an app for that. It’s our just-updated Infinite Energy mobile app, available for iOS and Android. Download it at the Apple App Store or Google Play. Now you can manage your account from anywhere. Personally, I’ve never tried to do it while zip lining, but hey, to each his/her own.
To Noreen: Oh, chocolate chip, hands down.
To Ralph H.: Our Customer Care Center is run by real people, not a phone tree. I don’t care for phone trees; their fruit has push buttons all over it.
To Clement: You’re gonna need a lot more club soda.